I walk to the bathroom at 11:23 and going through my tiny kitchen notice the smell of an entire bunch of rotting bananas. I do not think I ate one banana because they were green and therefore not good. But due to my negligence, they passed through the valley of tasting good…

This has been said before, so don’t take me as the originator, but the problem is not that he’s too nice. He is nice! Very nice. But he’s not too nice. He’s an appropriate amount of nice. In fact, he’s the sort of nice…